I can’t help but notice every time I see McCain speak that he talks an awful lot like Gopher from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons.

I’ll let them speak for themselves. First, McCain:

Notishh the way he shhayshh the letter “s.” Now let’s listen to Gopher:

I think that settles it. Gopher is a Republican and Winnie the Pooh is right wing propaganda. How did I not notice that when I was 7 years old??

I went to CNN.com today only to find the following picture:

Ok, I admit to some level of photoshopping. But tell me they weren’t just asking for it!

While clicking through CNN.com today I came across an article about some Democratic primary thingy, and after my eyes immediately glazed over from the poo-slinging boredom that is politics, I saw this picture of Joe Biden:

First a quick disclaimer: I am not politically ignorant. I just hate politics and I can’t stand self-righteous people on either side of the spectrum. I also would rather leave politics out of this blog for the most part. They will inevitably slip in once in a while, but generally I’d like to avoid them. Also, I have no idea what the article was about because I didn’t read it. I was too busy being distracted by this photo.

Why? His eye. Look at it. It looks like he has no eyeball. It looks like an empty socket. It’s small, I know, but it really looks like it’s not there. I don’t even know how he managed that. I do know that it looks to me like the very epitome of the phrase “vacant stare.” It also inspired me to make this:

Any time I get an opportunity to do some good Photoshopping, I am a happy man. After all, drawing bloody eyeballs in the hands of politicians is what life is all about, isn’t it?