I can’t help but notice every time I see McCain speak that he talks an awful lot like Gopher from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons.

I’ll let them speak for themselves. First, McCain:

Notishh the way he shhayshh the letter “s.” Now let’s listen to Gopher:

I think that settles it. Gopher is a Republican and Winnie the Pooh is right wing propaganda. How did I not notice that when I was 7 years old??

I recently came across this picture of Joe Biden on CNN.com:

It stood out to me for one reason: his eye. Look at it. It looks like he has no eyeball. It looks like an empty socket. It’s small, I know, but it really looks like it’s not there.  It also inspired me have some Photoshop fun:

Thank you, Photoshop, for helping me kill my boredom.