From my trailer to yours.

Halloween has always been a fun holiday, but when I was a kid I figured that growing up meant no trick-or-treating, therefore no more fun on October 31st. Not true.

Let me demonstrate why Halloween is just as great for adult males as it is for children:

Any questions?

Every all-growed-up girl who gets decked out for halloween can’t just have a normal costume. They always go the “sexy” route. Wanna be a nurse? You’re gonna be a sexy nurse. How about a police officer? Sure, a slutty police officer. Perhaps an innocent French maid? If by innocent you mean trampy, then yes.

What’s a guy to do on Halloween? Thank God for the holiday, that’s what.