While watching TV recently, a commercial came on for the American Express business card. In it, a man puts down his credit card to pay for lunch. On his card is a drawing of the comic book character The Flash, and he is laughed at, presumably for being childish, unattractive, and for maxing out his toy Playskool credit card.

But out of the corner of my eye, something else caught my attention about his card. Take a closer look at the screen shot below:

That’s right; thanks to DVRs and the ability to pause TV, I was able to confirm that it is indeed my credit card, which the dude must have stolen from me. And yes, my Brown Fabrics company is thriving.